Smallprint in the sunshine

Seldom does a week go by with out somebody from one of Superbrand's highly-taxed geographies calling to inquire about vacancies in Dubai. Some conversations are very short. Potential colleagues under duress whose wives crave a spousal tax free salary are easy to root-out early! 

A part of Dubai not so frequently seen - The Lagoons

Dubai is certainly attractive, the exponential growth in tourism is testament. The megalithic malls (just right for offloading all that tax-free spousal income), permanent sunshine, fast cars on credit (there goes some more tax-free spousal income), jolly ex-pat brunches and help in the home (not many can afford that in the US or Europe) are the icing on the cake. 

The chance to live and work in a culture very different to our own is a great opportunity, even outweighing the spousal delight! The locals in Dubai (Emiratis) have a very different approach to work, life and the relationship between the two. The skills learned working in this environment are enriching. An Emirati believes in conducting negotiations and making decisions when the climate and mood are right rather than force-fitting into a pre-determined time frame (very difficult within the rigid structures of the Superbrand). Furthermore to guarantee that something will happen at a particular time is tantamount to blasphemy! Insha'Allah means 'God willing' and the word will pepper your business conversations, being particularly extra-peppery when any form of commitment is required. 'I will deliver your equipment on 12th September ...... insha'Allah' - you get the drift!

Dubai as it is more frequently seen - Emiratis at the Burj Khalifa - big is beautiful in Dubai!

For those who take the time to read their employment contract, there are some interesting clauses too. You are allowed (yes allowed) to leave your job if your boss assults you (rather than staying for a second going-over presumably), you are allowed more than two days off sick but ONLY if an Emirati doctor has certified that you are properly ill (only Emiratis being able to spot a melingerer with a hangover presumably).

When you finally do tear yourself away from all that Dubai offers, you will recieve a gratuity from your employer (a nice surprise if you didn't read your contract) whether you were fired or you resigned. Most expats stay around for two years or so. At present minimum wage in the UK, the average gratuity would pay for continuation of your home help for a week back home to assist with unpacking the crates!