Saturday 1 February 2014

Paganism and Patisserie (or how to cure your gout)



This week, matters here in rural France turned towards the occult!




‘Do you know the fountain in the village?’ inquired the lady with whom I practice French conversation. I confirmed that I was familiar with the oddly Swiss looking, recently restored ‘lavoir’, bedecked with scarlet geraniums, which abuts the village car park. ‘It is one of the local examples of the cohabitation of paganism and Christianity in the area.’ she went on.







A wise and perceptive woman, she smelt curiosity and retrieved a learned tome, published 1954, on the very subject. A map therein marked literally hundreds of ‘pagan  healing springs’, all within a fifteen mile radius of our house. For each, the book helpfully named the gifted sage(s) in the relevant village empowered with the pagan credentials to effect cures. Paganism is a well organised business, no scattergun approach to curing the sick here! Each fountain covers a specific set of ills and cites dates and names of beneficiaries to quash the cries of the unbeliever.







Our local spring in Massignac is effective in ‘ridding children of fear’. Among a multitude of ills listed, several in the region specialise in incontinence, one in leprosy, a couple in casting out devils. Predictably, there is much call here, proximal to the Burgundy and Cognac regions as we are for amelioration of gout, no fewer than twenty springs claiming success.



 



As I made to leave, my hostess proffered generous portions of patisserie and pinot (a local sherry-like offering). I must make special note of those gout curing fountains in case of future need methinks. 

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